Amber: A gossipy squirrelgirl who likes to get her way and will, sadly, be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Roommates with Rita, former sorority sister of Sylvie Grace. She/her.
Ruth's Thoughts: "She's honestly a lot nicer than she comes across. She's really creative, too!"
Maggie's Thoughts: "The number one minion of the icehearted witch. Unfortunately, an incredible lay."

Ammyfur: An easygoing doggirl who loves to have fun with all her friends. Married to RC Mouse and Ruth, but it's open. Wink! She/her.
Ruth's Thoughts: "I want to scoop her up and carry her over my shoulder like a medieval bride in a romance novel. She makes every day a beautiful and wonderful experience."
Maggie's Thoughts: "10/10."

Anaïs: A sleepy dragon who surrounds herself with nostalgia. She has a bunch of cool magic powers, but she's usually too busy taking a nap to use them. Fae/she when humanoid, they/it when in full dragon form.
Ruth's Thoughts: "One day I hope to have the peace in my heart that Anaïs does. She's got it all figured out."
Maggie's Thoughts: I want to study her magic like a bug."

Bea: A mischevious sea dragongirl who loves competition. Works at a lifeguard at the local beach. Any/all.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Bea is the fucking best. I always need someone in my life who can keep up with me in the outdoors."
Maggie's Thoughts: "I've never been able to figure out if her electrical abilities are biological or magical in nature. Also, great at volleyball."

Kernel Panik: An inexplicably-hot antlered coyote who car-crashes her way through life. "Roommates" with Vera, neighbor to Maggie. Any/all.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Sometimes I worry about KP, but it knows what it's doing. They're a real character!"
Maggie's Thoughts: "I couldn't ask for a better or hotter neighbor."

RC Mouse: A literal "computer mouse" who always tries to help others. Married to Ammyfur and Ruth. It/she.
Ruth's Thoughts: "She's the light of my life and I'm forever lucky to know her. Definitely one of my top 2 wives for sure."
Maggie's Thoughts: "Philosophically fascinating in a way I adore. What's hotter than this!"

Rita: A nervous possumgirl who could be better at asserting herself. Roommates with Amber. She/they.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Rita is the absolute cutest, and it's soooo easy to make her blush."
Maggie's Thoughts: "The world's easiest mark, but like, in a hot way."

Sylvie Grace: A scheming bunnygirl who may or may not have a heart of gold. Sorority sister of Amber, ex-girlfriends with Vera, sworn enemy of Maggie. She/her.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Why does everyone have beef with her? Sylvie is super nice! And she even does all that charity work."
Maggie's Thoughts: "When every star in the sky burns out and the universe is left a cold flat empty shell, it will be no colder than the heart of Sylvie Grace. Also the last time we hooked up she stole my magical Juul."

Tayfox: A friendly fennec foxgirl who has big beautiful dreams. Basically functions like the protagonist of a harem story. She/they.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Tayfox is one of my closest friends! She's incredibly fun and means so much to me."
Maggie's Thoughts: "Tayfox is my sweet cheese. My good time boy. My rotten soldier."

Val: An excitable doggirl who loves attention and fashion. She's everybody's best friend! She/her.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Val is the sweetest thing in the whole world. She's also the only person I've ever seen get the better of the rigged claw machines in the barcade."
Maggie's Thoughts: "You can't be a pessimist around Val. She has some sort of ambient positivity aura that may merit further magical study."

Vera: A cynical possumgirl who knew about that before it was cool. Ex-girlfriends with Sylvie Grace. She/her.
Ruth's Thoughts: "Vera might seem like a jerk at first, but I love her to death. She's so fun to talk to!"
Maggie's Thoughts: "Vera the only person in the entire world who I trust to give me movie recs. KP used to be on that list, but she knows what she did to get taken off it."