Amber

A gossipy squirrelgirl who likes to get her way and will, sadly, be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Roommates with Rita, former sorority sister of Sylvie Grace.

LIKES: Sylvie Grace, being right, shopping trips, rose gold
DISLIKES: last season's trends, being in charge, being asked nicely.

Ammyfur

An easygoing doggirl who loves to have fun with all her friends. Married to RC Mouse and Ruth, but it's open. Wink! She/her.

LIKES: being a good girl, attention, Peggle 2, jazz, parties with friends
DISLIKES: alcohol, responsibility, tummy hurting disease

Anaïs

A sleepy dragon who surrounds herself with nostalgia. She has a bunch of cool magic powers, but she's usually too busy taking a nap to use them. Fae/she when humanoid, they/it when in full dragon form. She can grow and shrink her true dragon form at will. At its smallest size, it’s about as big as a decent sectional. Its largest form can be seen from great distances in the sky as it flies.

LIKES: lavender, big pillows, hot drinks, nostalgic anime, popcorn
DISLIKES: squeaky bedframes, neck cricks, getting up early

Bea

Bea’s breasts aren’t actually breasts in the mammalian sense—the specialized organs inside generate a powerful localized electric shock that she uses to hunt fish. Like an eel! They still look amazing in a skimpy bikini, so it’s a win-win.

LIKES: seafood, popsicles, soda, swimming, slamming bitches (in volleyball & otherwise)
DISLIKES: sunburns, jellyfish, sand in her various cracks

Kernel Panik

An inexplicably-hot computer programmer who car-crashes its way through life. "Roommates" with Vera, neighbor to Maggie.

LIKES: pwning n00bz, Mountain Dew GameFuel, hot girls, the club
DISLIKES: The Man, cleaning up, restricting herself to one option

RC Mouse

A literal "computer mouse" who always tries to help others, RC Mouse is a small-batch android built to be a personal assistant who has made some aftermarket modifications to herself. The tip of her tail is modular and she can swap out several attachments to allow herself to connect to other electronics. She is currently a teacher and is married to Ammyfur and Ruth.

LIKES: her wives, making people happy, being cozy, uninterrupted gaming time
DISLIKES: unclear directions, not knowing what to do, sudden changes in plan

Rita

A nervous possumgirl who could be better at asserting herself. Roommates with Amber. Her small size makes daily life a struggle, and she's always getting into ridiculous predicaments.

LIKES: when people watch where they're going
DISLIKES: awkward situations, being put on the spot

Sylvie Grace

A scheming bunnygirl who may or may not have a heart of gold. Sorority sister of Amber, ex-girlfriends with Vera, sworn enemy of Maggie. Yes she's fucking all of them, she can be complicated. Women can do anything!

Beloved across campus and in her community for her showy but generous displays of charity, Sylvie Grace likes to unwind from her philanthropy with raucous college parties hosted in her huge fuck-off mansion. Come to think of it, she’s hosted a few fuck-offs there before!

LIKES: Influencer TikTok, designer brands, shitty girl-power podcasts, carrot cake, her sorority sisters, Vera
DISLIKES: Split ends, attending class, breaking a sweat outside of the gym or the bedroom, Maggie, Vera

Valentine

An excitable doggirl who loves attention and fashion. She's everybody's best friend!

LIKES: everybody, everything, sweets, playing around, big tiddies
DISLIKES: bullies, bad vibes, being called a bad girl :((

Vera

A cynical possumgirl who knew about that before it was cool. Ex-girlfriends with Sylvie Grace. She/her.

LIKES: good poetry, bad poetry, tim burton, auteur films, punk-emo garbage
DISLIKES: sunlight, old people, the man, the system

Violet

A friendly foxgirl who has big beautiful dreams. Basically functions like the protagonist of a harem story.

LIKES: reading & writing, screen time, cute stuff, cool stuff, kidcore, the color red, fish
DISLIKES: being rushed, getting sick, math, pregnancy scares